Sunday, August 10, 2008

Never-Asked Questions About This Blog

1) Why are you starting a blog about gum?
2) Doesn't your jaw hurt from chewing all that gum?
3) Can I have a piece?

Ah, where to begin.

Where does one begin to explain the origins of their blog? To describe that moment they realized they had an overwhelming desire to sit down and write a bunch of shit nobody will ever read?

If you must know, I chew alot of gum. Every day. Packs of it. At work, people know to come to me for gum. So my boss said to me, you should write a blog about gum. I know! Hurtful and sarcastic. But guess what? She wasn't being sarcastic. She really meant it. And that is the story of how this blog came to fruition. Juicy Fruit-ion. I think I just found the level of this blog.

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