Check it out

I found an old blog of mine. It's funny, if I do say so myself.

http://therzreport.blogspot.com/

Wait for it

I hereby declare, by the power vested by me, that the phrase "wait for it" is officially dead. As evidenced by its inclusion in an article published in the New York Post on Sunday, February 1, the year of our lord (well, your lord) 2009. Goodbye and good luck, wait for it.

A Friend Indeed

A friend got me a great bday present. It was a gift bag filled with packs of gum. Wasn't that sweet? I'm up to my balls in gum and loving it. G-d forbid McDonald's gets jealous of how popular my blog is and tries to sue me for using their verbiage. Which they can't do anyway.

So now I just sit in my apartment and chomp away. I might not be working, but my jaw sure is.