F Facebook

I hate Facebook. I hate looking up people from high school and seeing them posing with their families. I hate the wall with the cutesy-wutesy updates like so and so is thinking of moving to Ibiza, so and so is cranky, so and so is...narcissistic?? How about that?

It's a special kind of torture spending time on Facebook.

Guess what, idiots? In a year, there will be something else you'll have to join and you will.

I thought yesterday it would be funny to send out an email that I've joined Friendster and ask everybody to be my friend on that.

I am getting my period and that makes everything seem worse. You know what makes things better?

Women Are The Worst

You know what I mean?